i do like to whine

it’s getting worse innit? im going to have to start a paper bag fund so i dont make the little children cry when i go out in public.

you and your drunken stupors

my face! permanently disfigured! (more so than before) made the most of it by walking around with bk looking down at the ground very meekly and sniffling a bit whenever someone passed us.

heh kidding. but this sucks i look like a grumpy chipmunk

mango me want

lessons learnt over the first four days of my twenty-first year:

1. turning 21 doesnt automatically make you smart and grown-up, it just makes you sad because you now feel obligated to act smart and grown-up when you know all you really want to do is stay in school and muck around with capsule shells forever
2. it is possible for a rabbit to have two hearts and a piece of paper left inside him after major surgery and still survive to look devastatingly intellectual on my bed
3. the anesthetic used in wisdom tooth extraction will, over time, migrate away from your jaw to leave the gaping hole in your gum throbbing like hell but your ear completely numb.
4. my mother will actually believe me if i tell her that i fell on my neck and bruised it
5. warmth is very nice, especially if it comes in the form of sticky-out hair and tiny sleepy eyes, i dont like sleeping alone any more

the lian fringe is kind of a fail, but i will persevere!