chocolate buffet + hot girls + amusing company + F1 sounds, even from the other side of a very high and very opaque wall + many many McNuggets + watching people scream their way up the reverse bungee + complete denial of upcoming exam = orgasmic night!
but why do so many people find it fun to screw with my small and easily confused brain
tacky thighs
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im a terrible girl.
anyway i should maybe try to listen to my ipod a little less while travelling, it’s become so much of a habit that ive started to resent any intrusion into it. it’s the worst feeling when you get recognized on the bus just as youve settled in and have a good tune on, when you have to take out one side and try to listen to music in your left ear and banal small talk in your right, when all you really want to do is stick the earphone back in and turn the volume up. which is why i tend to avoid looking at people on the bus. if you see me sitting in the corner looking hard out of the window, more likely than not ive already seen you and am trying to pretend i havent.
sometimes one wonders where such antisocial tendencies spawn from
have just discovered that the bananas models catalouge gets UPDATED.
this here splendid specimen of male (aside from the small shoulders) answers to hyacinthe. hyacinthe de gayer. HAHAHA.
i really should be doing SP, but all i can think about is my hooker shoes and how much i hope someone will fall sick so i can go for avenue q in their place. i will pay for the ticket! xia if you would please to arrange a sprinkling of pneumococcus i would be ever so grateful.
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oh screw it, i cant think of anything else i want to write in here. the world is a debauched place and we’re all just looking out for the next bit of fun
after two days of
- whining
- intensive research into the uses side effects contraindications and interactions of melatonin in well-respected journals
- vastly more intensive research into how to make a french twist on youtube
- laughing at dirty songs with lyrics like ‘i come and go and come and go and come and go between your kidneys’
- moseying down to the canteen for well-deserved sustenance
im still short of four hundred words. i really dont get it, here i am putting all this effort in and getting barely any results. i think the problem is that im working too hard; clearly the only solution here is more, and longer, breaks.
OH MY GOD I HATE SP1203
