R3CRU1T EXPR3S5 IS SUCKING MY MONEY BAHHH I AM SO PISSED SO PISSED SO PISSED SO PISSEDDDDD

hey pissed has stopped looking like a word. but i am never going back there again, my pay is supposed to be ten an hour instead of fucking six. FUCK. thats almost HALF. FUCK. all i could do when i found out was go FUCK very loudly and repeatedly (in my head because they were people i’d known for two hours)

also notice the clever disguising of the RE name, i am brilliant and will not get sued for slander hoho. even though this is not slander in any way or form, this is the TRUTH NOBODY SHOULD EVER GET A JOB THROUGH THE BLOODY AGENCY EVER AGAIN.

anyway. went for a terribly long cycle at eleven, in retrospect i should have left it till some time other than the start of the afternoon. rode all the way from my house to marymount road in an attempt to see if cycling to my tutee’s house would be possible, probably not unless she doesnt mind having a sticky panting red-faced tutor because what with always having gotten around in vehicles with nice strong engines i never noticed it, but from hougang to bishan there’s a incredibly long stretch of uphill road and my legs gave out when i was almost at the top, causing me to flop off my bike and almost hit a lamppost, no doubt much to the amusement of the drivers at the traffic light right beside me. (ok i exaggerate, i managed to dismount with creditable dignity and hiding of just how noodly my legs were, right up till the point when i hit the lamp post, but i think i managed to turn it into a casual lean)

also my bum hurts. cycling is very bad for females, you’re basically mashing your most delicate bits into a hard little tube-like thing, and when you go over bumps there is nothing between you and external infertility (i made this up, but entirely possible) except standing up, which is not possible if your legs are as noodly as mine were. i dunno if it’s better for guys, because they have more bits in the region of the seat and their bums -

pro: your balls can cushion your bum.
con: your balls are cushioning your bum.